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WDIScottC
06-30-2010, 03:19 AM
You enter a dark room. You see a desk with several computer monitors. There is a Creative Director here.

> look director

The Creative Director is slouching in his chair, his pasty features alit by the monitor glow. He doesn't seem to notice you.

> look desk

The desk is covered with sticky-notes and game books.

> look books

There are stacks of faction books for the awesome table-top game WARMACHINE.

> examine sticky notes

The scattered sticky-notes seem to have hand-written messages scribbled on them.

> read notes

Deciphering the scrawl, you identify them as to-do messages. You glance at some of the multi-colored notes:
"Test Trenchers pathfinding to waypoints."
"Put in VFX for Arcane Blast."
"Review animatic for Cutscene 2."
“UI for focus is too “zappy”
"GET EVERYTHING READY FOR GENCON!"

> look monitor

The various monitors show a development environment for the WARMACHINE game in production. A note on the monitor reads, "Remember Scott, F5 launches the game, F4 CLOSES the game!"

> press F5

You cannot play the game without a controller.

> look for controller

The Game Director seems to be clutching a game controller.

> say hello

His blurry eyes and drooling visage are a sure signs he is mentally elsewhere.

> poke Director

Poke him with what?

> poke director with stick

With a flurry of pokes, the Creative Director begins to show signs of life - slapping at your stick and shouting, "Gyaa! What do you want!?"

> Ask for controller

The Creative Director rubs his blood-shot eyes, stammering "How long do we have until GenCon? Huh? The Controller? Sorry, man, I gotta get this demo working. We only have a couple weeks left! The Trenchers aren't pathfinding, the Juggernaut is still..."

> poke director with stick

"Ow OW! OK OK! Here's the controller... geesh..."
You receive the game controller.

> press F5

The WARMACHINE GenCon demo begins. You are overwhelmed at the overall awesomeness of the game in production. You are left with a longing to tell your friends about it.

> talk Game Director

He grins and says, "Glad you liked it, but the real demo won't be shown until August 7th at GenCon. We should have even more to show then..."

> reset system clock to 08-07-2010

I'm afraid I can't do that...

> pout

Skyydragonn
06-30-2010, 04:14 AM
awesome post is awesome post.

Couple questions though

1) where can we sign up for those nifty "focus groups"? >.>
2)Will there be a demo avialable AFTER Gencon is over for us rabid types that simple cannot wait for Beta testing?
3) can you tell us anything before Gencon?
4) are you hiring anyone with no degrees in the field but has loads of idea's and is good for motivation/opinions/criticism?

ATC 1982
06-30-2010, 04:35 AM
WOW ... that sure was a lot of poking :)

> checks calendar

See's August 7th and looks around

> picks up pen

With pen I write on calendar about awesome demo I need to find on youtube

> sits and thinks

All thoughts are good as I fall off to sleep

saultydog
06-30-2010, 02:36 PM
Not sure how I'm supposed to work today when I have images of on-screen arcane blasts and Juggernauts in my head!

Valander
06-30-2010, 05:31 PM
Sounds really cool! Hopefully you guys will re-play/re-show the demo at PAX, which is about a month after GenCon here in Seattle, Privateer's backyard. ;)

Skyydragonn
07-01-2010, 04:46 AM
Sounds really cool! Hopefully you guys will re-play/re-show the demo at PAX, which is about a month after GenCon here in Seattle, Privateer's backyard. ;)

Only if they make an unscheduled stop over in the Kansas city area >.>

ATC 1982
07-01-2010, 01:42 PM
Sounds really cool! Hopefully you guys will re-play/re-show the demo at PAX, which is about a month after GenCon here in Seattle, Privateer's backyard. ;)

I sent this suggestion to the team. Please note they are looking into your idea. Not sure how hard, but they are.

Valander
07-01-2010, 06:31 PM
I sent this suggestion to the team. Please note they are looking into your idea. Not sure how hard, but they are.

That would be awesome! If they don't make it, I'll pout, but I'll understand, as long as any videos from GenCon are posted somewhere. ;)

Skyydragonn
07-02-2010, 04:49 AM
That would be awesome! If they don't make it, I'll pout, but I'll understand, as long as any videos from GenCon are posted somewhere. ;)

screw videos I want to get my hands on that demo :p

I want to feel first hand if its EPIC or not. Which reminds me I think it's about time I started a commentary/Blog on gaming culture and trends >.>